My thoughts, opinions, and such.
More for personal use than anything.
I'm 24
Music Education Major
Spanish Minor
Percussionist
I love existentialism
and all forms of creative expression.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”
HCOONa Matata
¡¡Olé, olé y mil veces olé!!
“Eye of Sauron”
”ALEX NO”ALEX NO
Why Alex
(Source: locuraviperina)
Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.
there is literally nothing i hate about this woman
ellen for jesus 2016
“ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016”
70s Lego had the right idea
helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump:
sex education at its finest
HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT
“so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?”
“It’s every month?”
“I thought it just lasted a couple years”
“It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!"
"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?”
*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”
“Why are tampons so little and pads are like mini diapers!”
“You mean you can’t buy one pack and be good for six months?”
“Why are they 7.69 for 10!!”
“Can’t you like fake being pregnant and stop it?”
crying laughing omigod
CAN’T YOU JUST FAKE BEING PREGNANG AND STOP IT
“You can just hold it in right?”
“is it really a constant flow for several days? I thought it was just like when you pee.”
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time
What if dogs bring the ball back because they think you enjoy throwing it?
This may have just changed my life
(Source: princesszelda-rekt)
why cant more people realize this?
this spoke to me
Mothafuckin PREACH
I’m definitely Pro-Selfie. I think that anybody who’s Anti-Selfie is really just a hater. Because, truthfully, why shouldn’t people take pictures of themselves ? When I’m on Instagram and I see that somebody took a picture of themselves, I’m like ‘Thank You’.
I don’t need to see a picture of the sky, the trees, plants. There’s only one you.
I could Google image search ‘the sky’ and I would probably see beautiful images to knock my socks off. But I can’t google, you know ‘what does my friend look like today?’
For you to be able to take a picture of yourself that you feel good enough about to share with the world - I think that’s a great thing
Ezra Koenig being the most adorable human being ever (via unmaiden)
(Source: luck-of-a--kennedy)
can I skip to the part of my life where I’m financially stable and have someone to sleep next to every night
(Source: lauramercierbodyscrub)
She is not mine. I don’t think she could ever be anyone’s. She doesn’t want to be owned. That’s what I love most about her.
(letters my grandpa wrote about my grandmother)
(Source: imjust-a-girl)
If they don’t reply to your texts — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t call you — they’re not interested in you.
If they forget your birthday — they’re not interested in you.
If they’re hung up on their ex — they’re not interested in you.
If they’re obsessed with being single — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t want to meet your friends — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t want you to meet their friends — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t ask questions about your life — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t tell you things about their life — they’re not interested in you.
If they only speak to you when they want to have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.
If they only have sex with you when they’re drunk — they’re not interested in you.
If they say “should we just keep this between us?’ after you have sex with them — they’re not interested in you.
If they don’t have sex with you — they’re not interested in you.
If they can always find a psychobabble rationale about who “I am” or “you are” or “we are” as reason why you can’t be together — they’re not interested in you.
If they have said for more than six months that they would like to be with you “BUT” — they’re not interested in you.
And if you still need convincing — think of it this way. Think of what the real day-to-day of life is taken up by. Life is birthday parties at terrible pubs. Life is losing your credit card and the annual Melbourne Cup sweepstake in the office. Life is hen’s nights, bucks’ nights, sitting on the phone for three hours to get U2 tickets and not getting them, the apartment upstairs flooding your house, interval training, calorie counting, cancer scares, illegal mini cabs, Secret Santa, rail replacement buses and Dido albums. Dogs die, cars crash, bin liners break, contracts end, curtain rails collapse, trains get delayed, football teams lose. Divorce happens and so do earthquakes and so does An Audience With Michael Bublé. Landlords put rent up, phones get stolen and the supermarket often completely runs out of hummus.
Now, taking all of the above into account — you look me dead in the eye and tell me the truth. Do you really have enough spare energy to pursue someone who isn’t interested in you? Do you really want to waste any more time on top of all of that? No. Me neither. So give it up, my friend. It’s a loser’s game. Delete their number. Don’t go on any more dates with them. Stop lurking their Facebook page. Feels good, doesn’t it?
Dolly Alderton
Realest shit I’ve read all day
(via turntprincess)That hit me hard
(via calmdesfuqdown)(Source: gaslightgoodbye)
I didn’t become heartless, I just became smarter. My happiness will not depend on someone else. Not anymore.
(via asimplelullaby)